Violent Veg 2012 Calendar. This Violent Veg 2012 Calendar is sure to have massive appeal in 2012! If you are looking for a 2012 Calendar to cheer you up then this fantastic Violent Veg 2012 Calendar with its hilarious vegetable humour will make an excellent gift. The calendar features 12 fun and off the wall illustrations of vegetables getting up to all sorts and features wacky and hilarious captions with a vegetable slant of often everyday phrases, sayings and proverbs. Make a date with the Violent Veg gang in this fantastic Violent Veg 2012 Calendar!