Spring Chicken 2012 Slim Appointment Calendar. There’s no getting away from it, we’re all getting older and some of us certainly aren’t Spring Chickens anymore! No matter what age you are, you can’t help but find this 2012 calendar hilarious, not least because most of the illustrations and comical quips will ring so true to your own life! With plenty of space for all your appointments, this Spring Chicken 2012 Slim Appointment Calendar will brighten any room in the forthcoming year.